Never, ever comment on how she spends too much money on the "fancy" cat food. There's a pretty good chance she comes from a family of cat people.
Um, how come nobody rips on dog lovers for buying the fancy kibble? And don't ever try to minimize a medical problem that her cat is having. A good rule of thumb is usually: If she laughs, you can laugh. Or at least cat ladies who didn't allow the men to have an opinion, which is really the best kind of cat lady.
I manage to squeeze in a few questions about cats after hearing all about his call center job and the tiny flying marsupials he kept in his hoodie pocket in high school. I met Dean IRL and had gone on a few dates with him during my experiment. So a few weeks later, I didn’t expect things to be any different. About the author: Holly is a freelance writer who loves cats, words, and glitter.Turns out Henry had several cats in his day, including a blue Russian that had been shot with a .22 (the vet pulled the bullet out of her). “I guess, if I have to drive her to the vet and I want to calm her down, you know? He was a professed cat fan and dog hater, so obviously I approved. Concerned about the strange noises coming from my bed? Dean came over and made me stir-fry, and we vegged out in front of some Netflix. She lives in Portland, Oregon, with her cat, Cleocatra, and writes at He mentions a friend who’s a crazy cat lady and asks if I sing to my cat. ” “Well, Cassie will sing to her cat about everything, like, ‘Now I’m gonna feed you some FOOD,'” he crooned, “and she always wiggles her butt while she does it.” I’m not sure if he means the friend or the cat. “They just like to smell my shoes and roll around with their nose in ’em.” “Oh really? The first time he came over to my place, he stretched out his long, tan, bicyclist legs on my coffee table as we watched a movie, and Cleo curled right up on his calves. So I thought she approved — until the night things progressed into the bedroom, and she meowed loudly and insistently while we were getting it on. When we headed to the bedroom, I drowsily wondered if Cleo would sound her alarm again … Lying next to Dean later, he asked nervously, “So what do you think about trying the whole ‘girlfriend’ thing? The video has been picked up by a ton of blogs and news sites, ranging from Mashable to CBS.Some play it pretty straight, talking about how crazy Debbie is and making no mention of the validity. Check it out: It's definitely not a real e Harmony dating service video bio, that I can say with certainty.Women who have cats have long been associated with the concept of spinsterhood.